1 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:08,907 NARRATOR: What happens when Q and Murr 2 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,637 are forced to get intimate? 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,042 [ Laughing] 4 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:14,137 NARRATOR: What's got Sal speaking in tongues? 5 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,306 Hey, everybody! 6 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:16,474 [ Laughs ] 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,642 NARRATOR: And Joe sticks his nose 8 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,310 where it really doesn't belong. 9 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:22,253 - [ Gasps] - Oh, oh, oh! 10 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,085 NARRATOR: But will tonight's big loser be stripped of 11 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:28,321 more than just his dignity in the most revealing dare yet? 12 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:31,387 [ Chanting ] Take it off! Take it off! 13 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,399 [ Laughter ] 14 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,395 - Here we go! - Yeah! 15 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,496 We're at Rapid Realty, teaming up to teach 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,905 sensitivity training to their employees. 17 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,341 The catch is, we've designed the presentations for each other 18 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,174 to be as insensitive as possible. 19 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,406 When finished, we'll ask the employees 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,142 to raise their hands if they learned something. 21 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,844 Whichever teams get the fewest hands loses. 22 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,454 Hi, everyone. How are you? 23 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,253 - Hello, hello. - Hi. Welcome. 24 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,486 [ Door closes] 25 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,085 We are from Sensitivity Coaches, Inc. 26 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,359 We've been hired to come speak with you today on issues such as 27 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,626 sensitivity in the workplace... 28 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,726 In situations like these, you see how much of a natural 29 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,168 bull[bleep] he really is. 30 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,637 Yeah, but no amount of bull[bleep] is gonna get him 31 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,799 through the presentation we made. 32 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,139 OK, insensitivity pitfalls. 33 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,236 So, here's the appropriate way 34 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,909 to tell an Indian that their lunch smells funny. 35 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,747 [ Laughing] 36 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:26,911 OK. 37 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:29,046 [ Laughing] 38 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,612 Remember, sensitivity is key. 39 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,922 [ Laughs ] 40 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,553 Uh, Brindash, how you doing, buddy? 41 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,722 [ Laughs ] 42 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,527 That smells really good. How is that? 43 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,397 It's very good. My wife made it. 44 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:45,632 The thing is, though, um, I'm kind of allergic to curry. 45 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,832 - Oh. - Yeah. 46 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,772 Mm. I'm so sorry. 47 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,801 So, I don't want to infringe upon your right to eat curry. 48 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,244 What if, whenever I bring in curry, 49 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,406 I eat it outside the office? 50 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,574 I would really appreciate that. 51 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,742 - Positivity. - Positivity. 52 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,877 [ Laughing] 53 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,717 Now...the n-words that you can use. 54 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,723 [ Laughing] 55 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,164 - None. - None. 56 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,894 You cannot use any n-words in the office ever. 57 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,458 - Next slide. - [ Chuckles ] 58 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,440 The appropriate way to kiss a co-worker hello. 59 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,441 [ Laughing] 60 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:25,945 The answer is very simple--you do not kiss a co-worker hello. 61 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,378 Next slide. 62 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,711 And then the wrong way to... 63 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,774 Right, of course. 64 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:32,944 Uh, demonstrate... 65 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,214 [ Laughs ] 66 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,016 ...the wrong way to kiss a co-worker hello. 67 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,647 Talk her up, fat Rosie O'Donnell. 68 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,090 [ Laughing] 69 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,094 [ Laughing] 70 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,639 What we'd like to do is take a quick survey by hand. 71 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,908 If you feel like you've taken value from today's seminar, 72 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,074 please raise your hand. 73 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,716 One, two. [ Ding! ] 74 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,913 [ Laughs ] 75 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,455 That's two. Great. 76 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,615 Hello, folks. How's it going? 77 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,783 Hey, how are you? 78 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,156 Thank you for coming to our sensitivity training. 79 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,319 They look like the sort of [bleep] 80 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,487 that would teach this, right? 81 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:17,655 Yeah, they do. 82 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,858 So, workplace-sensitivity training today 83 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,025 for a better tomorrow. 84 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,230 Is it ever OK to say, "Nice boobies"? 85 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,240 [ Laughs ] 86 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,843 [ Ding! ] Yes. OK? 87 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:36,947 Why don't you tell them about it, Sal? 88 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,508 [ Laughing] 89 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,110 Is it ever OK to say, "Nice boobies"? 90 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,418 Yes, if "boobies" is referring to 91 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,855 something other than female breasts. 92 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,485 Yes. Does anyone here speak the Queen's English? 93 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,153 You know, they call over there, you know, they-- 94 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,321 They call their children boobies. 95 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,557 Right, they call children boobies. 96 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,496 Oh, wow. 97 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,501 If it was "Bring your kids to work" day, and you had your kids 98 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,537 and I was English, I would say, "Oh, nice boobies." 99 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,538 Yes, and, "You got a nice set of boobies," if they have twins. 100 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,870 [ Laughs ] 101 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,603 Is it ever OK to say, "Nice titties"? 102 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,504 [ Laughs ] 103 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,071 - Yes. - [ Laughing] 104 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,913 Look at Sal keeping it together. 105 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,215 What's back there, Sal? What are you looking at? 106 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:19,884 If the word doesn't refer to what you think it does, 107 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,860 then that's where you learn something. 108 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,795 "Titties" doesn't necessarily have to mean the female breasts. 109 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,129 [ Laughs ] 110 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,191 Sal, hold it together. 111 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,203 [ Laughing] 112 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,236 He just left the room. 113 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,607 - All right. - [ Laughing] 114 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:42,842 So, let's say, for instance, you come and say to you, uh--right? 115 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,850 --if you're wearing a titty ring. 116 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,783 - This will be for the next one. - OK, bring that in. 117 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,117 As long as it doesn't refer to the female breasts, 118 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,281 we're OK. 119 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,449 Absolutely. 120 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,618 [ Laughing] 121 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:54,785 Oh, here we go. 122 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,761 How not to behave in the workplace. 123 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,764 "Play video demonstration number 1." 124 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,801 What they don't know is that we secretly filmed their sisters 125 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,563 and put it in their presentation. 126 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,104 This is what I've been waiting for all day. 127 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,537 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 128 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,698 [ Laughs ] 129 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:11,574 That is Sal's sister. 130 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,011 Yeah, it's your sister, buddy. 131 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,945 Jenna, were you able to get those reports out? 132 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,314 Yes, I was. And I was afraid that they 133 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,717 wouldn't get there on time, but they will be there on time. 134 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:21,981 I sent out 3 copies. 135 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,420 Excellent. 136 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,287 Look at Q's hand, look at Q's hand! 137 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,552 You're doing a great job. 138 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,786 Thank you, Mr. Quinn. 139 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:28,953 A great job. 140 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,519 Thank you. I appreciate that. 141 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,929 - Next slide. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,830 I really like what you did here, Carla. 143 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:35,993 It's excellent work. 144 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,696 That's Joe sister. 145 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:38,931 [ Laughing] 146 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,563 It may be something our South American colleagues 147 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,868 might like, you know? 148 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,341 OK. 149 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,344 [ Laughing] 150 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,204 All right. 151 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,143 Sure. 152 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,981 OK. 153 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,317 That is my sister that is being molested 154 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,480 by a ferret-looking man. 155 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:57,648 [ Laughing] 156 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:58,816 [ Laughing] 157 00:05:58,892 --> 00:05:59,984 Fun and professional. 158 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,459 You shouldn't have any problems. 159 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,758 Just by a show of hands, let us know who felt like they learned 160 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:04,922 something new here today. 161 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,398 - Of value. - Yes. 1, 2... 162 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,559 1,2,3. 163 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,865 [ Ding! ] Aw! 164 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,167 NARRATOR: Murr and Q are feeling sensitive 165 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,834 because they both take a loss. 166 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,036 If Murr ever ended up in a boss position, 167 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,510 how fast before a lawsuit is smacked on him? 168 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,841 [ Laughter ] 169 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,506 "The good news is, we're promoting you to vice president. 170 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,413 The bad news is, you've just been charged with harassment." 171 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,975 [ Laughter ] 172 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,049 We are at the Staten Island Ferry... 173 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,350 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! 174 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,017 ...trying to get strangers to guess which famous person 175 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,424 we think they look like. 176 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,520 The catch is, the person we're describing doesn't exist. 177 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:40,430 The other guys will be providing the details via these cards. 178 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,797 If you can't get someone to take a guess about 179 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,768 who we're describing, you lose. 180 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,971 I-I recognize you. 181 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,943 You--are you famous? 182 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,809 You--you look like a--you look like 183 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,973 a sloppy-drunk poker player. 184 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:59,382 No? [Chuckles] Damn it. 185 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,079 You are a famous person. 186 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,917 You look so familiar. 187 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,217 Not at all? 188 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,054 She says no. He goes, "Are you sure?" 189 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,491 [ Laughter ] 190 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,788 I'm pretty sure she knows 191 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,295 if she's a famous person. 192 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,489 You're that guy from, uh... 193 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:12,656 MAN: Yeah? SAL: Yeah, you. 194 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,097 SAL: Are you famous? MAN: No. 195 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,532 Does anyone ever tell you you look like somebody? 196 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,264 - No. - You look exactly like, uh, 197 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,205 the guy on the TV show that has, like, that sassy dog. 198 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,003 The dog's always like [ barking ]. 199 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,271 [Chuckling ] You know what I mean--a sassy dog? 200 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,903 - No. - No? Really? 201 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,848 H-he talks like this. "Hey, everybody!" 202 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,442 [ Laughter ] 203 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,715 OK. Maybe this one will ring a bell. 204 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,814 - OK. - He burps when he sleeps, 205 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,552 but he farts when he's awake. 206 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,618 [ Laughter ] 207 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:43,993 You know who I'm talking about. 208 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:47,864 He talks like this. "Hey, everybody!" 209 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,301 He burps when he sleeps, he farts when he's awake. 210 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,032 - You know him? - No. 211 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,664 Aw! You don't want to say the name? 212 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,641 [ Laughter ] 213 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,678 - No, I don't. - No, he doesn't know who that guy is. 214 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,645 I had nothing. I'm like, "Hey, everybody!" 215 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,204 [ Laughter ] 216 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,510 Who talks like that? 217 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,949 [ Laughter ] 218 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,111 Oh, my God. For a second, I thought 219 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,279 you were that actor. 220 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,822 Yeah, yeah. 221 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:13,290 God, you look like that guy, right--the guy from that movie? 222 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,692 The actor from the--you're in the commercials, right? 223 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,024 Q: You're in commercials? MAN: No, no. 224 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,827 Look like--the enema commercials--that guy? 225 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,799 - No. - You know who I'm talking about, though? 226 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,200 And he--and he slept with David Copperfield by accident. 227 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,329 How do you sleep with David Copperfield by accident? 228 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,067 Sleight of hand? [ Laughter ] 229 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,233 The guy from the enema commercial. 230 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,776 You know who I'm talking about? 231 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,937 He was in, uh-- he went ape[bleep]? 232 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,105 Remember, the guy went ape[bleep]? 233 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,647 He tried to set his thoughts on fire? 234 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,183 Crazy guy. [ Laughter ] 235 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,343 Charlie Sheen! That's it! 236 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,887 That's Charlie Sheen! [ Laughter] 237 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,388 Very nice to meet you. 238 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,548 You too, sir, you too. 239 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:45,886 Charlie Sheen. 240 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,052 Just met Charlie Sheen. [ Ding! ] 241 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,220 Dude, you know who you look like? 242 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,489 Hold on one sec. 243 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,962 You know who you look like? 244 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,363 Uh, hold on one sec. 245 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,025 Uh...aw! What's the name of the guy? 246 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,728 The guy that plays professional ping-pong-- 247 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,600 the really famous athlete? 248 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,639 Oh, you don't--oh, my God! What's his name?! 249 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,538 Oh, you know what? [ Chuckles ] 250 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,975 He's the guy that got a [ Laughs] 251 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,740 He's the guy that got a presidential pardon 252 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,213 for all his work with Scandinavian cuisine. 253 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,749 You--you really got me now. 254 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,341 Nobody? Take a guess. 255 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,387 You don't know who he is? 256 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,546 Let's keep giving him more cards. 257 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:16,714 I got nothing. 258 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,382 Oh, my God. He's the guy that had sex 259 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,550 in the trunk of a Volvo. 260 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,457 [ Laughter ] 261 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,019 He's the guy that looks like a skinny, white Oprah. 262 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,191 His symbol is the x's for eyes and the sad face. 263 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,258 MURR: What is his name?! MAN: Dude... 264 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,997 The blank guy--the guy with nothing at all? 265 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,097 That's what I'm drawing right now--a blank. 266 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,766 [ Laughter ] 267 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:36,934 Damn it! 268 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,608 - Oh, what's up? - Yo. 269 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,115 Oh. Oh, you look like that famous guy. 270 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,515 - Which famous... - You look like, uh-- 271 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,847 you got to hear it all the time. 272 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,148 - Who? - Seriously, you don't get-- 273 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,449 I thought you were him right away. 274 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,183 You look like the hip-hop mogul who sacrificed everything 275 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,349 for a Fruit Roll-Up. 276 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,188 [ Laughter ] 277 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,352 You know what I mean? 278 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,520 He's a hip-hop mogul now? 279 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,688 You look just like him. 280 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,924 He--aw. 281 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,456 He, uh, he--he invented the erotic Rubik's Cube? 282 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,627 Do you ever hear of that thing? 283 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,170 You know, you put it on and you do-- 284 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,535 you got to figure out the color? 285 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,904 Yeah, but you look just like him. 286 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,442 Uh, you're tall, dark, and handsome, 287 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,670 but really dark, if you know what I mean. 288 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,143 [ Laughter ] 289 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,874 Tall, dark, handsome, but really dark. 290 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,506 Dude, no, you know who I'm talking about, though, right? 291 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,949 He's a mogul, traded it all in for a Froot Loop? 292 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,110 No. Got him. 293 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,278 Oh, all right. 294 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,878 [ Laughter ] 295 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,321 You [bleep] idiot. 296 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,550 I thought you were that famous guy. 297 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,059 You look just like the pop singer with the shingles. 298 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,187 She swallowed that baby duck years ago? 299 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,424 He licks first, asks questions later. 300 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,057 He has lovely lady lumps? 301 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,726 He has lovely lady lumps? 302 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,633 He's like Steve Carell with a bigger nose? 303 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,262 He's got hands the size of stingrays. 304 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,772 He got hand--oh. 305 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,398 [ Chuckles ] 306 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,000 He slept with Ja Rule's brother Bra Rule. 307 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,170 No? No? 308 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,406 Who doesn't--you know who I'm talking... 309 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,040 [ Laughter ] 310 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,812 NARRATOR: Sal, Joe, and Murr look like 3 losers. 311 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,082 Babies don't really look like anyone. 312 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,283 People are like, "Oh, do you look like the mom 313 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,484 or look like the dad?" 314 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,288 I can never tell, and I always lie my way through it. 315 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,828 They all look like Winston Churchill. 316 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,830 [ Laughter ] 317 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,690 You know that hot receptionist in your office? 318 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,134 Get her out of your head. You're stuck with us. 319 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,831 We're posing as receptionists in a waiting room 320 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,203 at a chiropractor's office. 321 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,832 We have to do what the other guys tell us. 322 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,241 Remember how we all said we'd wear suits? 323 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,642 [ Laughter ] 324 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,304 I'm gonna be sitting back there. 325 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,905 Nobody's gonna see me from here down. 326 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,812 Hey, how you doing, man? 327 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,482 Cool. Yeah, just sign in right there. 328 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,151 "Thanks, backpack." 329 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,854 [ Laughter ] 330 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,260 Thanks, backpack. 331 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,265 [ Laughter ] 332 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,665 Hey, Q, can you just get up and walk around the counter? 333 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,827 'Cause there's something around the front, buddy, 334 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:44,995 I think you need to get. 335 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,335 [ Laughing] Oh, he's in his shorts. 336 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,499 Q's not wearing any pants. 337 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,509 [ Laughter ] 338 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,543 There we go. 339 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,807 Make sure he looks at you. 340 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,815 [ Laughter ] 341 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,217 [ Laughing] He's got no shoes. 342 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,379 Point and shoot. 343 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,122 [ Laughter ] 344 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:10,629 In the office, we have casual Friday, you know? 345 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,959 Is today Thursday? 346 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,123 Is today really Thursday? 347 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,791 "I'm off on Thursdays." 348 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,927 [ Chuckling ] I'm off on Thursdays. What? 349 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,528 Say, "I'm all business from the waist up." 350 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,767 Well, I'm all business from the waist up, so... 351 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,468 "And all pleasure from the waist down." 352 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,340 [ Laughter ] 353 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,311 I'm all pleasure from the waist down. 354 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,211 Point at it with a pencil. 355 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,843 [ Laughter ] 356 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,011 Am I straight, or am I gay? 357 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,179 "What's today?" 358 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,347 What's today, Thursday? 359 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,754 [ Laughter ] 360 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,486 Oh! 361 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,084 [Ding!] 362 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,492 - What's your name? - Candace. 363 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,394 Candace, you can have a seat. We'll be right with you, OK? 364 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,456 Murr, she's pretty, huh? 365 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,331 The problem is, she's a little prettier than you right now. 366 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,268 So I want you to reach into the drawer to your right, there. 367 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,934 There's a little compact mirror and some lipstick. 368 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,944 [ Laughter ] 369 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,046 Quick touch-up. [ Laughter ] 370 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,210 Where you from? 371 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,685 Born in New York, raised in Texas. 372 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:08,846 Texas? 373 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,183 - Yeah. - Wow. 374 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,190 [ Man chuckles] 375 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,488 Wow. That's crazy. 376 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,788 CAN DACE: Yeah. [ Man laughs ] 377 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,954 Murr, do it sloppy. 378 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,292 Like, get it on the corner of your lips. 379 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,695 [ Laughter ] 380 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,098 Don't do it like you've done it a thousand times before. 381 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,601 [ Laughter ] 382 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,762 Let me ask you something. 383 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,395 If I was to go anywhere in Texas, 384 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,564 where do you think I should go? 385 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,732 Austin's fun. 386 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,036 Yeah? Is it a very tolerant town-- 387 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,804 accepting of all different types, cultures? 388 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,812 [ Laughter ] 389 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,778 SAL: Hello. How are you? WOMAN: Good. 390 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,409 Just have a seat. We'll be right with you. 391 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,817 - I'm sorry, your names? I didn't know your name. 392 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,082 - Lauren. - I'm sorry, what was your name? 393 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,248 Lauren. Also Lauren. 394 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,416 Oh, it's two Laurens? 395 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,016 Hey, Sal, can you call the girl on the left up? 396 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,119 Um, can you just come up here real quick? 397 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,221 "Lauren, you can have a seat. It will just be one minute." 398 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,765 [ Laughter ] 399 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,925 You have a seat. I'll be right with you. 400 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,093 - OK. - Thank you. 401 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,261 Call the friend up. 402 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,736 [ Laughter ] 403 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,740 Lauren 2, can you come up one second, please? 404 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,036 "You can have a seat. it'll just be one minute." 405 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,303 He'll be ready for you in just a minute, Lauren. 406 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,469 SAL: You have a seat. LAUREN: OK. 407 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,944 [ Man laughs] 408 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,913 "Hey, uh, hey, Laurens." 409 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,744 Hey, Laurens? Laurens? 410 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,648 You can come on up with your stuff. 411 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,279 Uh-huh. OK. 412 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,822 "it'll just be a minute. You can have a seat." 413 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,289 And it'll just be a minute. You can have a seat. 414 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,758 Ready to call another Lauren up? 415 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,630 MAN: "Lauren..." SAL: Lauren, can I see you? 416 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,002 And now you want the other Lauren. 417 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,164 I'm sorry. The other Lauren. 418 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,174 [ Laughter ] 419 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,939 They'll be with you in one moment. 420 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,946 Just have a seat. [ Laughter] 421 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,408 [Ding!] 422 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,912 Hey, gentlemen, how are you? 423 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,476 You can have a seat right there. 424 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,078 MAN: We're gonna toss Joe a curve ball here. 425 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,218 Yes, I do, right here-- a quick right. 426 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,761 Joe, go over and sniff that guy's seat, now that he left. 427 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,091 [ Laughter ] 428 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,426 Come on, while the other guy's still there, 429 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,591 get over there and sniff his seat. 430 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,601 - Go sniff his seat. - [ Laughing ] 431 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,762 [Sighs] 432 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,404 I've been waiting till he got up. 433 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,103 MAN: He's doing it. 434 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,372 [Sniffing] 435 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,209 - Oh! - Oh, oh! 436 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,976 [ Laughing] 437 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,141 Oh! 438 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,745 You're not done, Joe. 439 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,085 Ask this guy to get up, and then smell his seat. 440 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,454 - [ Chuckles ] - Do it. 441 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,425 My God. 442 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,825 - Mnh-mnh. - Aw! 443 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,262 NARRATOR: Joe can't smell victory, and takes a loss. 444 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,731 That means Joe and Murr are both big losers. 445 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,599 It's a first-ever double punishment. 446 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,567 Both Murr and Joe lost, so their double punishment is 447 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,732 "Strip high-five." 448 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,173 What's "strip high-five"? 449 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,642 Oh, that's where you stand in front of hundreds of strangers, 450 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,179 and the two of you take turns getting high fives. 451 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,976 But for every person that does not high-five you, 452 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,380 you remove an article of clothing. 453 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,887 And the punishment doesn't end till one of you is naked. 454 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,616 "Strip high-five"! 455 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,056 This sucks so bad. 456 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:05,189 Gentlemen's bet--l have my Washington on Joe. 457 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,664 Murr, I got a dollar on you, buddy. 458 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,927 All right, here goes Joe. 459 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:11,896 High five. 460 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,598 [ Ding! ] MAN: Bravo! 461 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,767 MAN: Oh! 462 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:17,935 MAN: You're up, Murr. 463 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,102 My man, high five. 464 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,270 - There you go. - [ Laughs ] 465 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,779 [Ding!] 466 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:22,940 Murray answers back! 467 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,913 Hey, hey, high five. High five. 468 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,012 [ Laughter ] 469 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,057 Why would you ask someone with headphones in? 470 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,285 Horrible, horrible choice, Joe. 471 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,457 There you go, Murr. There's your boy. 472 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,622 High five. 473 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,390 [ Laughter ] 474 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,493 I still got you, Murr. You're still my horse. 475 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,037 Heating up, heating up. 476 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,040 High five. High five. 477 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,440 [ Laughter ] 478 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,603 Oh, Joe! 479 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,077 He wasn't in your path. 480 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,008 MURR: High five. MAN: Look at this. 481 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,944 - Aw! - In your face! 482 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,218 In your face! Whoo-hoo! 483 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,383 High five. 484 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,551 High five, buddy. 485 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,255 [ Ding! ] Oh! Yeah! 486 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,626 MURR: High five. MAN: There you go, buddy, there you go. 487 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,789 [ Ding! ] Ah. 488 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,162 Aw! 489 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,598 [ Ding! ] Touche! 490 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,033 Murr, Murr, Murr, Murr, Murr! 491 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,434 Right there. Yes! [ Ding! ] 492 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,937 Right back into Joe's court. 493 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,405 Oh, they're going shot for shot. 494 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,566 High five, my man. 495 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,678 MAN: Aw! [ Laughter ] 496 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,441 MAN: Time to show us that belly, Joe. 497 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,777 [ Laughs ] 498 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,374 [Bleep] it sucks. Come on. 499 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,181 [ Laughter ] 500 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,552 Murr, you have to stand strong here if you want to win. 501 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,488 I'm still clothed. 502 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,890 Right here. High five. 503 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,222 MAN: Here he goes, here he goes. MURR: High five. 504 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,422 - No way. - No high five. 505 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,590 - No high five. - No five. 506 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,861 MAN: Let them titties show, Murr. 507 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,732 [ Chanting ] Take it off! Take it off! 508 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,895 Take it off! 509 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,166 MAN: Shirts are off. 510 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,004 Good luck either one of them getting a high five now. 511 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,509 Sir, high five. 512 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,378 [ Laughter ] 513 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,246 MURR: [Bleep] MAN: [ Chuckling ] Oh, no. 514 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,047 Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe. 515 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,019 This is a rough one. 516 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,546 [Man laughing] 517 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,559 [ Laughter ] 518 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,897 JOE: Now my business is all up out there. 519 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,368 You and I have constructed the most public of humiliations. 520 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,864 Miss, can you high-five me? 521 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,066 [Ding!] 522 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,075 MAN: Murr might pull away with this one. 523 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,236 [ Ding! ] JOE: Thank you. MAN: Oh! 524 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,404 Right back at ya. 525 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,572 That's a bounce back. 526 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,876 Well played, Joe. 527 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,209 Look at this, Murr, look at this. 528 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,345 - Yeah. Here you go. - Here we go. 529 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,355 MAN: Oh! [ Laughter ] 530 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,157 MAN: You got psyched. 531 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:53,688 Psych! [ Laughs] 532 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,063 MAN: Oh, my God! 533 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,533 [ Laughs ] 534 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,934 MAN: Oh, my God, they're down to their undies! 535 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,097 Look at this! 536 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,733 My man. Now or never. 537 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,107 Oh, my God, oh, my God, here-- 538 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,572 [Ding!] 539 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,945 Aah! 540 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,108 Va-va-voom! 541 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,583 I can't take it, I can't take it! 542 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,349 an” I got the high five, and you can't have it an” 543 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,949 MAN: All right, this is it. 544 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,925 It's either a high five or a naked Murray. 545 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,625 Ma'am, please give me a high five. 546 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,798 Please, give me a high five. Please. 547 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,664 Oh, no! 548 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,136 Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 549 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,968 Aah! Yes! 550 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,167 Yes! I love you! 551 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,437 [ Laughter ] 552 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,537 [ Chanting ] Take it off! Take it off! 553 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,072 Take it off! Take it off! 554 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,382 Take it off! Take it off! 555 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,218 Take it off! Take it-- 556 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,224 [ Laughter, applause] 557 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,829 Va-voom! 558 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,442 MAN: Oh, my God! 559 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,444 [ Laughter ] 560 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,343 MAN: Oh!